Potato Clock

[Robert Lees]

Paddy goes into a clock shop and asks the shop keeper if he sells potato clocks.

The shop keeper says "Are you taking the mickey? We sell cuckoo clocks, carriage clocks, grandfather clocks and alarm clocks. Wot the feck is a potato clock?"

Paddy says "I dunno, but I start a new job at nine tomorrow and the wife said I'd better get a potato clock"

[Pearson]

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Oh, now THAT is a good one Rob. I had to read it three times before I got it, but it is really funny when you have to work for it.

[Tom T]

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Well, good for you, but I still dont get it!

Oh, now THAT is a good one Rob. I had to read it three times before I got it, but it is really funny when you have to work for it.

[Hank Jarrett]

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SPOILER ALERT!! SPOILER ALERT!!!





"I'd better get a potato clock"
"I'd better get ap ot at o'clock" (with Irish Brogue)
"I'd better get up at eight o'clock"

[waltermrich]

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Here is one similar, Why is 3:30 AM like pigs tail , Its T WRILY

[waltermrich]

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Should read similarity between 3:30am and a pigs tail is TWIRLY

[Robert Lees]

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Oh my word...that reminds me of children's joke time:

What's the worst time to visit the dentist?

[waltermrich]

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Tooth Hurty = 2:30 . Heard that one years ago

[Robert Lees]

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[Robert Lees]

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OK: more children's jokes:

How does an elephant get up a tree?

[waltermrich]

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Im stumped it must have something to do with his trunk?

[Robert Lees]

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No, silly; it sits on a seed and waits!

Now: How does an elephant get down from a tree?

[waltermrich]

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Im still wondering how does an elephant gets down from a tree?

[3Dreaming]

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He stands on a leaf and waits for Fall.

[Robert Lees]

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How do you tell if you have elephants in your refrigerator?



(I do promise that they get ruder later on...it depends on the age of the kids, of course).