Potato Clock

[3Dreaming]

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How do you tell if you have elephants in your refrigerator?



(I do promise that they get ruder later on...it depends on the age of the kids, of course).

Foot prints in the butter.

[Robert Lees]

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How do you get four elephants in a Mini?

[Richh2only]

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You look for footprints in the jello.

[Robert Lees]

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No, silly, you put two in the front and two in the back!

Next:

Why do elephants paint their testicles red? (see, I told you it would get rude!)

[3Dreaming]

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So they can hide in cherry trees.

What do you use to shoot a blue elephant?

[barnstmr]

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OK... I'll bite....


A Blue Elephant Gun!

[3Dreaming]

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OK... I'll bite....


A Blue Elephant Gun!

Correct! What do you shoot a red elaphant with??

[N96290]

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You tie a knot in a red elephants trunk until he turns blue and use the blue elephant gun.

[3Dreaming]

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You tie a knot in a red elephants trunk until he turns blue and use the blue elephant gun.

What do you use to shoot a green elephant??

[Larry Lyons]

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OK the oldest joke here: Why do elephants have flat feet? Sorry don't know what you shoot a green elephant with.

[Hank Jarrett]

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Don't be silly, you don't shoot green elephants, they are good for the environment!
They have flat feet to stamp out flaming ducks. Why do ducks have flat feet?

This is getting REALLY stupid! I haven't heard most of these jokes in 55 years.

[avenger1949]

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Don't be silly, you don't shoot green elephants, they are good for the environment!
They have flat feet to stamp out flaming ducks. Why do ducks have flat feet?

This is getting REALLY stupid! I haven't heard most of these jokes in 55 years.

To put out fires. Which is why the elephants have to put the flaming ducks out.