Potato Clock

[Robert Lees]

Re: Potato Clock

No, silly; it sits on a seed and waits!

Now: How does an elephant get down from a tree?

[waltermrich]

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Im stumped it must have something to do with his trunk?

[Robert Lees]

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OK: more children's jokes:

How does an elephant get up a tree?

[Robert Lees]

Re: Potato Clock

[waltermrich]

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Tooth Hurty = 2:30 . Heard that one years ago

[Robert Lees]

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Oh my word...that reminds me of children's joke time:

What's the worst time to visit the dentist?

[waltermrich]

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Should read similarity between 3:30am and a pigs tail is TWIRLY

[waltermrich]

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Here is one similar, Why is 3:30 AM like pigs tail , Its T WRILY

[Hank Jarrett]

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SPOILER ALERT!! SPOILER ALERT!!!





"I'd better get a potato clock"
"I'd better get ap ot at o'clock" (with Irish Brogue)
"I'd better get up at eight o'clock"

[Tom T]

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Well, good for you, but I still dont get it!

Oh, now THAT is a good one Rob. I had to read it three times before I got it, but it is really funny when you have to work for it.

[Pearson]

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Oh, now THAT is a good one Rob. I had to read it three times before I got it, but it is really funny when you have to work for it.

[Robert Lees]

Paddy goes into a clock shop and asks the shop keeper if he sells potato clocks.

The shop keeper says "Are you taking the mickey? We sell cuckoo clocks, carriage clocks, grandfather clocks and alarm clocks. Wot the feck is a potato clock?"

Paddy says "I dunno, but I start a new job at nine tomorrow and the wife said I'd better get a potato clock"