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    How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

    If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

    Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

    Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

    Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

    Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?

    Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

    why is there only one Monopolies Commission?

    Why is abbreviation such a long word?

    Whats another word for Thesaurus?

    Why is the word gullible not in the dictionary?

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    I love the last one, you stinker - Mike
    Mike Horowitz
    Falls Church, Va
    BC-12D, N5188M
    TF - 14954

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