Income Tax

[Craig]

I just received notice that the IRS wanted to audit my tax return for 2011.

It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"

I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHOM DID I MISS?

[cvavon]

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Obama and family

[jim cooper]

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Pretty obvious that your WRONG! Willard Romney is the tax evader. He made his money with alot of tax breaks from....The "Govmint"! He then put his money overseas saying "its legal". Its legal because lobbyists employed by the very wealthy had laws written that permit this tax evasion. The wealthy say they pay 35% in taxes. This is untrue. They pay around 15%, (some much less.) after all the loopholes provided and high priced tax lawyers they employ. The current President has public tax records for at least the past 15 years. Romney had only produced records for 1 and a half years. YOU are the one that pays the full amount of taxes not Willard Romney. Lets not forget: Bush started two wars, lowered taxes for the wealthy, big tax break on Medicare drug plan and PUT IT ALL ON A CREDIT CARD! He created 60% of the debt we are in right now. This is easily proven. You notice Republicans don't bring up Bush much! (or Cheney) JC

[lfries]

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Actually, it was probably the size of the refund, after claining all those deductions, that got you in trouble.

[waltermrich]

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I would have to respectfully disagree with you about Obama, I do not think thay are too concerned about the less fortunate when they are vacationing in Europe , His wife taking huge vacations with all staff in Spain, and all of there excess,s.

[jim cooper]

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I would have to respectfully disagree with you about Obama, I do not think thay are too concerned about the less fortunate when they are vacationing in Europe , His wife taking huge vacations with all staff in Spain, and all of there excess,s.

But you don't mention bush who spent one entire year of 8 on his ranch in Crawford Texas while president. Sometimes in his cowboy getup with chain saw trying to emulate John Wayne! Or on an aircraft carrier with a big banner that read "Mission Accomplished"! It obviously was not.( Bush's staff provided the banner not the navy.) Whatta suppose that p.r. attempt cost us? Again he dressed up as a pilot this time, arriving in a Navy aircraft.) Respectfully, JC

[waltermrich]

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Im not partial to Gorge Bush that is your assumption, I just do not believe Obama is as pristine as you seem to think

[Richh2only]

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Get a sense of Humor. This forum is supposed to be for entertainment and a good laugh. I think it is funny.
By the way what were the form numbers you had to file with that tax return? : )

[ericvap]

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Jim I guess you never know George W was a Pilot who DID "serve" and flew a f102 in the TX Guard. that's a single seat! no help from anyone landing at 130-160kts. That's not too funny but at least its aviation related. I could say more but that would be inappropriate here on the Humor page.

[3Dreaming]

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But you don't mention bush who spent one entire year of 8 on his ranch in Crawford Texas while president. Sometimes in his cowboy getup with chain saw trying to emulate John Wayne! Or on an aircraft carrier with a big banner that read "Mission Accomplished"! It obviously was not.( Bush's staff provided the banner not the navy.) Whatta suppose that p.r. attempt cost us? Again he dressed up as a pilot this time, arriving in a Navy aircraft.) Respectfully, JC

At least with Bush on the ranch it didn't bother to many people. When Obama goes home to Chicago it shuts down many airports both public and private. Many aviation businesses are forced to halt flight training. Aircraft owners can't use their airplanes. Model airplane enthusiast are even forced to keep their models an the ground. He also managed to effect the annual Taylorcraft fly-in with his traveling raod show.

[flybikefarm]

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Amen on the fly-in. What a waste of tax payers money, all he was doing was campaigning. When Obamer or his First Lady travel it cost millions, there where F15's and C130 gunships above the airport for at least 3 days making sure a small plane didn't do an attack. When He comes to Chicago almost every small airport is forced to shut down while he is there!

[Marv]

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Check this site out for our tax dollars at work. It is a real laugh. Marv http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/maliamexico.asp

[jim cooper]

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Its a silly (funny) argument anyway. EVERY President has used AF One to campaign and caused airports to shut down, etc etc. BUT...NOT every President has started two wars, killed 5000 American service people, cut taxes as he did this for the wealthy, the medicare drug plan, all on a credit card! LOTS OF TAXPAYERS MONEY, Trillions! As for his service....he ducked into the national guard. It was called "The Champange Flight" as the 102 was no longer being used in Vietnam so there was no chance of having to serve there. Its proven that he had political pull to get into the guard ahead of many other applicants. Finally, he refused to take a flight physcical which took him off flying status. Try that (after signing a contract to fly) and see where YOU wind up! Its called the Brig! JP

[Mark Julicher]

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Not every president refuses to uphold certain laws which they don't like.
Not every president bows to foreign leaders and apologizes.
Not every President hires known communists and tax cheats onto their staff.

Jim, I won't convince you that Obama is a loser and you won't convince me that Bush was as bad as you say. Chill

[3Dreaming]

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Jim, it's not AF1 that's causing the problems it's the airspace 40 miles around the president that causes the problem. When he spends the weekend in Chicago playing basketball with his homies they could move AF1 for less than the bussinesses loose while he is there. His visits shut down over 40 public and private airports while he is in town.