State Troopers

[Robert Lees]

A young woman was pulled over for speeding.

A State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book.

She said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball."

He replied, "State Troopers don't have balls."

There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, tipped his hat, got back in his patrol car and left.

[dejh22]

Re: State Troopers

A young woman was pulled over for speeding.

A State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book.

She said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball."

He replied, "State Troopers don't have balls."

There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, tipped his hat, got back in his patrol car and left.

Reminds me of a story my father once told me.

In 1967 my dad bought a brand new Chevelle. He was on his way home from work and was moving right along. He said a Michigan state trooper pulled him over. The trooper walked up to my dad's car and asked my dad "can you show me your pilots license" Without saying a word my dad pulled out his recently obtained private pilots license. The trooper call my dad a smart a$$. My dad told him "well that is what you asked for". Dad said he didn't get a break on the ticket!

[Forrest Barber]

Re: State Troopers

I would have just let him go with a warning !!!! Good one!