A male fairy tale

[tcraft]

!@#$!A Male Fairy Tale


Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you
marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!" And the Prince lived happily
ever after and rode motorcycles and jet skis and banged skinny long-
legged big-titted chicks and hunted and fished and raced cars and
went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey,
beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child
support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns
and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and
never got cheated on while he was at work and all his!@#$!friends and family thought he was frickin' cool as hell and he had!@#$!tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

!@#$!The End.

[flyguy]

Re: A male fairy tale

Hey man, you just wrote my biography for the first 15 years after I got divorced, except substitute a 172 and three Taylorcrafts for the motorcycles, and throw in building hot rod Chevys. The remainder is pretty close.

I settled down after that; I don't race the Chevy any more. Chuckle.

Darryl

[Bird]

Re: A male fairy tale

personally I found it easier to leave the toliet seat down-- it's alot more relaxing to sit and relieve the belt-then listening to the wife that just fell in.

[Hank Jarrett]

Re: A male fairy tale

I never understood why women want the seat down all the time. They ALL know we all think we are better shots than we are, and if we leave the seat down we will make a mess all over it trying to hit the smaller target (they REALLY don't think we will bother to clean it do they?). Don't they get it? We left the seat up FOR THEM!
Hank

Got settled at our house when we got a puppy. He licks our faces every chance he get to sneak one in. He also will drink from the toilet if he gets the chance. We not only put the seat down, we both ALWAYS put the LID DOWN! His breath is bad enough without adding toilet water to the mix.