Truly a Texan

[Karl Rigdon]

Truly A Texan......

A very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in Texas one
day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin'
(ready) to jump. She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said,
"Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father."

He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."

She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."

He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."

She said, "Well, think of the Alamo."

He replied, ''What's the Alamo?''

She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumb ass
Yankee.

[mustangkip]

Re: Truly a Texan

Amen! And always remember the Alamo.

[astjp2]

Re: Truly a Texan

From an Alaskan: Texas the SECOND largest state!

[Ed O'Brien]

Re: Truly a Texan

Alaska!!!? Do you guys still have to import your women, or have you solved the problem another way?

With regards;
Ed O'Brien
Insulting Alaskans from Denver but Texan by birth.

[astjp2]

Re: Truly a Texan

We just import them from TEXAS, hahaha just teasing!!! Tim

[Ed O'Brien]

Re: Truly a Texan

Here's your problem, right here! Importing moose from Texas to Alaska is likely illegal. Certainly for the puroses of you intentions. Lucky for us we can spare'm.
Back atcha Alaska.
I won't go further with this as I likely be up in Alaska next summer begging favors from the Alaskan tribe and I don't want hard feelings.
You guys are great! With regards; ED OBRIEN

[astjp2]

Re: Truly a Texan

Hey, its only in good humor, If you come through delta, stop on it! Tim