Deer Hunting

[ROllerton]

Two deer hunters were standing on a ridge near a highway in rural
Minnesota on the opening day of dear season. They both saw a
trophy-class buck meandering towards them. As the one hunter
raised his bow to shoot, a funeral procession came slowly by.
The hunter lowered his bow, took off his hat, and stood with his
head bowed until the procession was past. Of course by then, the deer
was long gone. The other hunter exclaimed "Wow! That was the most sportsmanlike
act I've ever seen! You allowed this trophy buck to escape while
showing such compassion and kindness toward someone's dearly departed. You
are a great humanitarian and a shining example to sportsmen throughout
The world!"
The first hunter nodded and said, "Well, we were married for 42 years".

[Robert Lees]

Sheep hunting

A Welshman was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a
sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. Looking around, he realized
that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, he
got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every
evening to watch the sun set.


One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus
clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As
they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely
Welshman. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.

The sheepdog, being protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man
removed his arm. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the
sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The
only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the man
had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when he rescued her, but he slowly
nursed her back to health.

When the young maiden was well enough, he introduced her to their evening
beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening, red sky, cirrus clouds, a
warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the
Welshman started to get "those feelings" again. He fought the urge as long
as he could, but he finally gave in, realising he now had the opportunity,
he leaned over to the young woman and whispered in her ear:



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"Would you like to take the sheepdog for a walk?"

[Forrest Barber]

Re: Deer Hunting

Rob , Bob , help! I accidently closed the thread , I think!

[Forrest Barber]

Re: Deer Hunting

Rob , Bob , help! I accidently closed the thread , I think!

[ROllerton]

Re: Deer Hunting

reopened

[Forrest Barber]

Re: Deer Hunting

xxxxxxxxooooooo I will blame that one on Kelli's big paws.... here we are ready to go , MY B N43533 is no show piece but we paid $2300.00 for her in 1973 & have been flying her ever since that day. Yes we all went for a ride right after the picture....

[pierre]

Re: Deer Hunting

Hi Rob , be happy , in the next month ,I put sheep on my airfield

are you shure to eat pork ,in the last roast part in Quiberon ?


Pierre

[Robert Lees]

Re: Deer Hunting

Hallo a toi, Pierre,

Porc est bon pour les pilotes des Taylorcraft. Peut-être les moutons après dîner au course de soirée dansante?

[pierre]

Re: Deer Hunting

Pretty little sheep with fair hair .
isn't it
Pierre