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When they get to the pearly gates St Peter says, since it is Christmas you must be able to show me something that you have on you that represents Christmas
First is an Air Force Pilot. He reaches into his pocket and finds a lighter, takes it out and lights it, and says it's a candle. St Peter says yes it gives off light so you may enter.
Second is an Army Helicopter Pilot. He finds a set of keys in his pocket, takes them out and rattles them, and tells St Peter they are Jingle Bells. St Peter agrees and lets him in
In the mean time the third, a Taylorcraft Pilot has been frantically searching his pockets. The only thing he can find is a pair of lady's panties. He pulls them out and St Peter kinda frowns and says, well?? Thinking on his feet the Taylorcraft Pilot says,,,,,, These are Carols!!!!! St Peter raises and eyebrow, but lets him enter.
First is an Air Force Pilot. He reaches into his pocket and finds a lighter, takes it out and lights it, and says it's a candle. St Peter says yes it gives off light so you may enter.
Second is an Army Helicopter Pilot. He finds a set of keys in his pocket, takes them out and rattles them, and tells St Peter they are Jingle Bells. St Peter agrees and lets him in
In the mean time the third, a Taylorcraft Pilot has been frantically searching his pockets. The only thing he can find is a pair of lady's panties. He pulls them out and St Peter kinda frowns and says, well?? Thinking on his feet the Taylorcraft Pilot says,,,,,, These are Carols!!!!! St Peter raises and eyebrow, but lets him enter.
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