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A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs as soon as possible due
to very serious health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would
ever do it, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED
WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM.
"Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he calls
them up and subscribes to the 3-day/10 pound weight loss program.
The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he answers, there
stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old young lady
dressed in nothing but Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me!" Without a
second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and
puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. After they
are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like the way this
company does business!" The same girl shows up for the next two days
and the same thing happens. On the fourth day, he weighs himself and
is delighted to find he has lost 10lb. as promised. He calls the
company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing
nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that
reads, "If you catch me, you can have me." He's out the door after
her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a
while to catch her, but when he does, it is worth every cramp and
wheeze. For the next four days, the same routine happens. Much to
his delight, on the fifth day, he weighs himself and found he has lost
another 20 lbs, as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day
50 pound programme "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the
phone. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds a
muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a
sign
around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine."
to very serious health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would
ever do it, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED
WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM.
"Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he calls
them up and subscribes to the 3-day/10 pound weight loss program.
The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he answers, there
stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old young lady
dressed in nothing but Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me!" Without a
second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and
puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. After they
are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like the way this
company does business!" The same girl shows up for the next two days
and the same thing happens. On the fourth day, he weighs himself and
is delighted to find he has lost 10lb. as promised. He calls the
company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing
nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that
reads, "If you catch me, you can have me." He's out the door after
her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a
while to catch her, but when he does, it is worth every cramp and
wheeze. For the next four days, the same routine happens. Much to
his delight, on the fifth day, he weighs himself and found he has lost
another 20 lbs, as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day
50 pound programme "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the
phone. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds a
muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a
sign
around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine."