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    I've already squirted two whole bottles of "no tears" baby shampoo into my daughter's face. Why is she still crying?

    I was told to set my clock back an hour when it showed 2AM on November 1st. I've done this 8 times now. When can I stop setting the clock back?

    If 1 in 5 kids faces hunger, why don't we just turn every fifth kid around?

    Does the five-second rule apply to soup? please hurry.

    If the camera adds 10 pounds, could the NSA's surveillance camera system be the cause of American obesity?

    I am now 22 years old and my eyesight is worsening, at what point do I get adult supervision?

    If animals don't want to be eaten why are they made of food?

    If light travels faster than the speed of sound, how come I can hear the guy in the BMW behind me honk before the light turns green?

    Is the ocean salty because the land doesn't wave back?

    When we use ad-block software that blocks 99.99% of ads, are we not just selecting only the strongest and most resistant ads to repopulate our internets?

    Do spiders in Europe have 2.4384 meters instead of 8 feet?

    Why do people come back from baby changing stations with the same baby?
    N29787
    '41 BC12-65

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    Re: millennials

    This is so true!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHPfgsTVTjA
    N29787
    '41 BC12-65

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