The Text Message

[vetdrem]

Husbands Text Message (by cellphone):


Honey, a car has hit me near the office. Paula brought me to the Hospital.
They have been doing tests and taking X-rays
The blow to my head was very hard, fortunately it seems that it did
not cause any serious injury, but I have three broken ribs, a compound
fracture in the left leg, looks like Ive lost a kidney, and they may
have to amputate my right foot.



Wifes Response:

Who the %$#@ is Paula??

[crispy critter]

Re: The Text Message

Yep, do I ever know that feeling. I learned a long time ago that if your going to offer to take locals an airplane ride, make sure you offer the rides to the kids, ....and be damn sure you call and ask your wife if it's okay if you invite the kids' mother to go,lol.

[Dennis Keels]

Re: The Text Message

Kevin
That don't always work either.

[Marv]

Re: The Text Message

Kevin if your airport was like ours and you were talking to a good looking young woman with kids , the wife would be talking to you in person before you got to make the call to her.

[crispy critter]

Re: The Text Message

Yep, that's why I always call and ask before it goes any farther,lol. Forgiveness and permission in one call,lol. Luckily my wife is very understanding and not too jealous.

[astjp2]

Re: The Text Message

Your wife can find the airport?