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A traveling salesman visits a small town in the Midwest and sees a circus banner reading, "Don't Miss the Amazing Fighter Pilot!"
Curious, he buys a ticket. The tent goes dark. Suddenly, trumpets blare and all eyes turn to the center ring. There, spot lit in the center ring is a table with three walnuts on it.
Standing next to it is a retired Fighter Pilot. The Fighter Pilot suddenly unzips his pants, whips out a huge organ, and smashes all three walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupts in applause as the retired Fighter Pilot is carried off on the shoulders of the envious crowd.
Ten years later the salesman visits the same little town and he sees the same faded banner. This time, instead of walnuts, three coconuts are on the table. The Fighter Pilot stands before them, then suddenly unzips his fly and smashes the coconuts in the same manner, as before. The crowd goes wild!
Flabbergasted, the salesman requests a meeting with him after the show.
"You're incredible," he tells the Fighter Pilot, "but I have to know something. You're older now. Why switch from walnuts to coconuts?"
"Well," says the Fighter Pilot, "My eyes aren't what they used to be!"
Curious, he buys a ticket. The tent goes dark. Suddenly, trumpets blare and all eyes turn to the center ring. There, spot lit in the center ring is a table with three walnuts on it.
Standing next to it is a retired Fighter Pilot. The Fighter Pilot suddenly unzips his pants, whips out a huge organ, and smashes all three walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupts in applause as the retired Fighter Pilot is carried off on the shoulders of the envious crowd.
Ten years later the salesman visits the same little town and he sees the same faded banner. This time, instead of walnuts, three coconuts are on the table. The Fighter Pilot stands before them, then suddenly unzips his fly and smashes the coconuts in the same manner, as before. The crowd goes wild!
Flabbergasted, the salesman requests a meeting with him after the show.
"You're incredible," he tells the Fighter Pilot, "but I have to know something. You're older now. Why switch from walnuts to coconuts?"
"Well," says the Fighter Pilot, "My eyes aren't what they used to be!"