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For those of you who thought the US elections were over.....
George Bush and Dick Cheney are enjoying a celebration lunch at a fancy Washington restaurant. Their waitress approaches their table to take their order; she is young and very attractive. She asks Cheney what he
wants, and he replies,
"I'll have the heart-healthy salad."
"Very good, sir," she replies, and turning to Bush she asks,
"And what do you want, Mr. President?" Bush answers,
"How about a quickie?"
Taken aback, the waitress slaps him and says, "I'm shocked and disappointed in you. I thought you were committed to high principles and morality. I'm sorry I voted for you."
With that, the waitress departed in a huff. Cheney leans over to Bush, and says, "Mr. President, I believe that's pronounced 'quiche'".
George Bush and Dick Cheney are enjoying a celebration lunch at a fancy Washington restaurant. Their waitress approaches their table to take their order; she is young and very attractive. She asks Cheney what he
wants, and he replies,
"I'll have the heart-healthy salad."
"Very good, sir," she replies, and turning to Bush she asks,
"And what do you want, Mr. President?" Bush answers,
"How about a quickie?"
Taken aback, the waitress slaps him and says, "I'm shocked and disappointed in you. I thought you were committed to high principles and morality. I'm sorry I voted for you."
With that, the waitress departed in a huff. Cheney leans over to Bush, and says, "Mr. President, I believe that's pronounced 'quiche'".
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