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To the endless amusement of Taylorcraft owners in other parts of the country, it is my sad duty to report that Winter has come to L. A. That roaring sound you hear in the background is the laughter of people in the rest of the country...
The temperature has plummeted below 70 degrees, and bikinis have been replaced by sweaters or jackets. Several women have collapsed while frantically removing years of dust from the sweaters, when they could be found.
Anti-Freeze must now be added to the silicone breasts of many of our local flora and fauna to prevent cracking or other gravity-related structural failures. Plastic surgeons normally tasked with the maintenance of these enhanced body parts cannot be found... reportedly they have fled the area clutching bottles of suntan oil.
Wind damage to exotic hairstyles has caused a surge in traffic around hair salons. Our normally draconian EPA offices have lifted the ban on hair spray, due to the wife of the local EPA chief's demanding "to hell with the ozone layer, my hair is moving!"
People are in a state of panic looking for long-lost long sleeve shirts. Several corporate aircraft have been sent out on an emergency basis to purchase plaid flannel shirts from places like Mighigan, Minnesota, alaska and Montana.
Los Angeles is on the verge of being declared a disaster area. The overnight lows are expected to go into the 50's, with wind chills in the 40's. Reports of lawyers throwing their Armani suits into the fireplace to keep warm have not been substantiated, but may occur if the ice age continues for more than a few days.
Please pray for us!
Off to the hangar to work on my new cooling baffles for better oil temp under NORMAL conditions!!
Bill
The temperature has plummeted below 70 degrees, and bikinis have been replaced by sweaters or jackets. Several women have collapsed while frantically removing years of dust from the sweaters, when they could be found.
Anti-Freeze must now be added to the silicone breasts of many of our local flora and fauna to prevent cracking or other gravity-related structural failures. Plastic surgeons normally tasked with the maintenance of these enhanced body parts cannot be found... reportedly they have fled the area clutching bottles of suntan oil.
Wind damage to exotic hairstyles has caused a surge in traffic around hair salons. Our normally draconian EPA offices have lifted the ban on hair spray, due to the wife of the local EPA chief's demanding "to hell with the ozone layer, my hair is moving!"
People are in a state of panic looking for long-lost long sleeve shirts. Several corporate aircraft have been sent out on an emergency basis to purchase plaid flannel shirts from places like Mighigan, Minnesota, alaska and Montana.
Los Angeles is on the verge of being declared a disaster area. The overnight lows are expected to go into the 50's, with wind chills in the 40's. Reports of lawyers throwing their Armani suits into the fireplace to keep warm have not been substantiated, but may occur if the ice age continues for more than a few days.
Please pray for us!
Off to the hangar to work on my new cooling baffles for better oil temp under NORMAL conditions!!
Bill
here is to the West Coast and our sincere wishes from NE Ohio that you all survive the Winter!! 
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