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A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends
late one night. When they made it to the bedroom, they saw a big brass gong
next to the bed.
"What's a big brass gong doing in your bedroom?" one
of the guests asked.
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.
"Yup," replied the drunk.
"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.
"Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave it an
ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one
another for a moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You asshole,
it's three o'clock in the morning!"
late one night. When they made it to the bedroom, they saw a big brass gong
next to the bed.
"What's a big brass gong doing in your bedroom?" one
of the guests asked.
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.
"Yup," replied the drunk.
"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.
"Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave it an
ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one
another for a moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You asshole,
it's three o'clock in the morning!"