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Women are more expensive to maintain than airplanes
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Airplanes usually kill you quickly; a woman takes her time.
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Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
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Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."
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Airplanes don't object to a pre-flight inspection.
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Airplanes come with a manual to explain their operation.
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*Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.*
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Airplanes can be flown at any time of the month.
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Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
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Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flow before.
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Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
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Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.
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Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
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Airplanes expect to be tied down.
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Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
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Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
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However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not good.
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Dennis J McGuire
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Airplanes usually kill you quickly; a woman takes her time.
*
Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
*
Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."
*
Airplanes don't object to a pre-flight inspection.
*
Airplanes come with a manual to explain their operation.
*
*Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.*
*
Airplanes can be flown at any time of the month.
*
Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
*
Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flow before.
*
Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
*
Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.
*
Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
*
Airplanes expect to be tied down.
*
Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
*
Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
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However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not good.
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__________________
Dennis J McGuire