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Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft
mechanics in Minneapolis and one day the MSP airport was fogged
in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Ole said, "I vish ve had somethin ta drink!"
Sven says, "Me too. Y'know, I hear you can drink dat yet fuel
and get a buzz. Ya vanna try it?"
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane
hooch and got completely smashed.
Next morning Ole woke up and is surprised at how good he
feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side
effects. Nothing!
The phone rang. It was Sven who asks "How iss you feelin
dis mornin?"
Ole says, "I feel great. How bout you?"
Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?"
Ole says, "No dat yet fuel iss great stuff -- no hangover,
nothin. Ve oughta do dis more often."
Sven agreed."Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun ting."
Ole asked, "Vat's dat?"
Sven questioned, "Haff you farted yet?"
Ole stopped to think. "No "
"Vell.... DON'T, 'cause I'm in Carlisle, Iowa.
mechanics in Minneapolis and one day the MSP airport was fogged
in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Ole said, "I vish ve had somethin ta drink!"
Sven says, "Me too. Y'know, I hear you can drink dat yet fuel
and get a buzz. Ya vanna try it?"
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane
hooch and got completely smashed.
Next morning Ole woke up and is surprised at how good he
feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side
effects. Nothing!
The phone rang. It was Sven who asks "How iss you feelin
dis mornin?"
Ole says, "I feel great. How bout you?"
Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?"
Ole says, "No dat yet fuel iss great stuff -- no hangover,
nothin. Ve oughta do dis more often."
Sven agreed."Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun ting."
Ole asked, "Vat's dat?"
Sven questioned, "Haff you farted yet?"
Ole stopped to think. "No "
"Vell.... DON'T, 'cause I'm in Carlisle, Iowa.
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