Buttercups and golf balls

[Larry Lyons]

Towards the end of a round of golf, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty, yellow buttercups.

Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.

All of a sudden? POOF!!

In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.

She said, 'I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life... better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life.... As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything for the rest of your life!!!'

Then POOF!... she was gone!

After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, 'Fred, where are you?'

Fred yells back 'I'm over here in the pussy willows.'

Dave shouts back, 'DON'T SWING, Fred! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!!!!!

[partyofone]

Re: Buttercups and golf balls

A man was out golfing one day and hit his ball into the rough. As he went to retrieve the ball, a man stepped out from the bushes and offered him the following deal. "I can either improve your sex life or make you a great golfer."

The man thought for a few seconds and chose to become a great golfer. That year he won the club championship.

The next year, the same thing happened, and again, he chose to be a great golfer. Again he won the club chamionship.

This went on for several years until one day the man in the bushes couldn't take it. He said, "I have offered to help your sex life over and over again and you refuse. Why? How often do you have sex."

The man replied, "about 3 times a week."

The man from the bushes said, "You know, that's really not that much. I could help you do better."

The first man said, "but for a priest in a small town I don't think that's too bad."

[Larry Lyons]

Re: Buttercups and golf balls

Don't you love the game of golf! :-)

I live on a golf course, the garage in the house for my "golf cart" is where my T-Craft is located, haven't played golf in over 30 years and don't miss it!

L