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  • The ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER

    This one is a little different ......
    Two Different Versions .....
    Two Different Morals


    OLD VERSION:

    The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and
    laying up supplies for the winter.

    The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
    Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.

    The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.


    MORAL OF THE OLD STORY:

    Be responsible for yourself!


    MODERN VERSION:

    The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

    The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

    Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold and starving.

    CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.

    America is stunned by the sharp contrast.

    How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is
    allowed to suffer so?

    Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green..'

    ACORN stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the group singing, We shall overcome.

    Then Rev. Jeremiah Wright
    has the group kneel down to pray for the grasshopper's sake.

    President Obama condemns the ant and blames President Bush, President Reagan, Christopher Columbus, and the Pope for the grasshopper's plight.

    Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the ant has
    gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.

    Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer.

    The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and,
    having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the Government Green Czar and given to the grasshopper.

    The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading friends finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around them because the grasshopper doesn't maintain it.

    The ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again.

    The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize and ramshackle, the once prosperous and peaceful, neighborhood.


    MORAL OF THE STORY:

    Be careful how you vote in 2012

    You may wish to pass this on to other ants, but don't bother sending it on to any grasshopper's because they wouldn't understand it, anyway.

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    Re: The ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER

    Great story. Awfull close to the real facts isn't it. Marv
    Marvin Post TF 519

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    • #3
      Re: The ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER

      I love it!!!!
      TF# 702 Don't be afraid to try something new. Remember amatuers built the ark, professionals built the titanic!

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        Re: The ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER

        Once upon at time I worked on a little island atoll out in the Pacific that the Japanese used to own. The crews at Vandenberg AFB shot missiles (ICBMs) at us from California and we tried to intercept them.

        Quiet place, good fishing and scuba diving, lots of drinking after work. One night my manager invited me over to have a drink at the boat docks with a budy who had an office there and did the paperwork.

        After too many drinks the guy starts ranting about the unrest with the blacks (that wasn't what he called them) in the South (this was early 60's) and how there was going to be a civil war.
        Then he looks bleary eyed at me and says, "Yeah you would probably fight on their side." Me being one of those educated technical type commies, I guess, never mind having spent 3 years in the Army and having about a half dozen secret clearances.

        I said something like "I don't need this crap," and left, slamming the door as I went out.

        He comes roaring out the door yelling something about me slamming his door. Then he sticks his nose right in my face. He is a little taller than me and outweighs me about 30 pounds.

        I only hit him once, right on the side of his jaw. Nice right cross it was, thanks to the little Filipino guy who was teaching me boxing. He stumbles backward about 15 feet and slides down the side of a boat hull, landing on his ass, and just sits there.

        My manager was kinda pissed at me for about a week, and I realized that I was lucky that I didn't kill the guy because of all the heavy metal and equipment piled around the docks that could have busted his head open. First and last guy I ever hit as an adult.
        Last edited by flyguy; 08-22-2011, 19:15.

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        • #5
          Re: The ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER

          Five Economic Axioms

          1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the
          wealthy out of prosperity.


          2. What one person receives without working for, another person must
          work for without receiving.


          3. The government cannot give to anybody, anything that the government
          does not first take from somebody else.


          4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!


          5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work
          because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other
          half gets the idea that it does no good to work, because somebody else
          is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of
          any nation.
          Zak Kotze

          BC12-D with Continental 0-200

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