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- VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES ---
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips
called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there..
How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.
Why do women fake orgasms ?
Because they think men care.
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at
you, what have youdone wrong?
Made her chain too long
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine
will probably never be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to
stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up
the required pressure.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is
yelling at thefront door, who do you let in first ?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's
sex drive by90%..
It's called a Wedding Cake.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips
called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there..
How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.
Why do women fake orgasms ?
Because they think men care.
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at
you, what have youdone wrong?
Made her chain too long
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine
will probably never be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to
stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up
the required pressure.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is
yelling at thefront door, who do you let in first ?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's
sex drive by90%..
It's called a Wedding Cake.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.