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>> Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family
>> ranch.Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial
>> trouble.
>>
>>
>>
>> In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need
>> to purchase a
>> bull so that they can breed their own stock.
>>
>> Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, 'When I get there, if I
>> decide to
>> buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.'
>>
>> The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and
>> decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for
>> $599, no
>> less.
>>
>> After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister
>> a telegram
>> to tell her the news.
>>
>> She walks into the telegraph office, and says, 'I want to send a
>> telegram to my
>> sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch.
>>
>> I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here
>> so we can
>> haul it home.'
>>
>> The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then
>> adds, it
>> will cost 99 cents a word.
>> Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she'll only
>> be able
>> to send her sister one word.
>> After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you to
>> send her the
>> word
>>
>> The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you
>> want her
>> to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul
>>
>> that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable?'
>> The brunette explains, 'My sister's blonde. The word is big.
>> She'll read it very slowly.... 'com-for-da-bul.'
>> ranch.Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial
>> trouble.
>>
>>
>>
>> In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need
>> to purchase a
>> bull so that they can breed their own stock.
>>
>> Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, 'When I get there, if I
>> decide to
>> buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.'
>>
>> The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and
>> decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for
>> $599, no
>> less.
>>
>> After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister
>> a telegram
>> to tell her the news.
>>
>> She walks into the telegraph office, and says, 'I want to send a
>> telegram to my
>> sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch.
>>
>> I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here
>> so we can
>> haul it home.'
>>
>> The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then
>> adds, it
>> will cost 99 cents a word.
>> Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she'll only
>> be able
>> to send her sister one word.
>> After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you to
>> send her the
>> word
>>
>> The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you
>> want her
>> to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul
>>
>> that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable?'
>> The brunette explains, 'My sister's blonde. The word is big.
>> She'll read it very slowly.... 'com-for-da-bul.'