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A man walked into a restaurant and seated himself. Soon the waitress came over to take his order. What would you like to drink? she asked. The man said he would like some coffee.
The waitress promptly returned with a cup of coffee, but spilled it on the man's lap when she stopped at his table. "Oh my God! I am so sorry!" she said.
"That's ok" the man said as he sopped up the puddle on his pants with his napkin. "But tell me, is this regular or decaf?
"Regular" she replied.
"Oh great ... now this thing is goanna be up all night!"
The waitress promptly returned with a cup of coffee, but spilled it on the man's lap when she stopped at his table. "Oh my God! I am so sorry!" she said.
"That's ok" the man said as he sopped up the puddle on his pants with his napkin. "But tell me, is this regular or decaf?
"Regular" she replied.
"Oh great ... now this thing is goanna be up all night!"