Indian Wanting Coffee:

[tcraft]

Indian Wanting Coffee:
>>>>
>>>> An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun In one hand, pulling a
>>>> male buffalo with the other.
>>>> He says to the waiter:
>>>>
>>>> "Want coffee."
>>>> The waiter says, "Sure. Coming right up."
>>>>
>>>> He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee......
>>>> The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, Turns and blasts the
>>>> buffalo with the shotgun, Causing parts of the animal to splatter
>>>> everywhere And then just walks out.
>>>>
>>>> The next morning the Indian returns.
>>>> He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with
>>>> the other.
>>>> He walks up to the counter and says to The waiter
>>>>
>>>> "Want coffee."
>>>>
>>>> The waiter says "Whoa!
>>>> We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday.
>>>> What was all that about, anyway?"
>>>>
>>>> The Indian smiles and proudly says,
>>>>
>>>> "Training for position in United States Congress :
>>>> Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, Leave shit for others to
>>>> clean up, Disappear for rest of day."

[flyguy]

Re: Indian Wanting Coffee:

I told that joke as refers to "training to be a manager."

Told it to my friend's girlfriend; she is Native-American.

Told it in front of my friend who is a manager.

Well, actually, he used to be my friend.

DC