Sex test for retired people

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This is a sex test for retired people. You may take the test to determine if your mentally ready for retirement.
The object is to see how fast can you guess the words.
Hey, who said retired people don't think about sex!!!
How fast can you guess these words?

1. B o o _ s

2. _ _ n d o m

3. F _ _ k

4. P _ n _ s

5. P u _ s _***


Answers Below, Don't cheat

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Answers:

1. Books

2. Random

3. Fork

4. Pants

5. Pulse

You got all 5 wrong DIDN'T YOU!