California and Arizona (joke)

[tcraft]

Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks dog.



#1. Governor starts to intervene, reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural.

#2. He calls animal control. Animal control captures coyote and spends $200 testing it for diseases and $500 upon relocating it.

#3. He calls veterinarian. Vet collects dead dog and spends $200 testing it for diseases.

#4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting bite wound bandaged.

#5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear of dangerous animals.

#6. Governor spends $50,000 of state funds implementing a "coyote awareness" program for residents of the area.

#7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate the disease.

#8. Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack and for letting the Governor intervene.

#9. Cost: $75,000 to train new security agent.

#10. PETA protests the coyote relocation and files suit against the state.



Arizona:

#1. Governor shoots coyote and keeps jogging. Governor has spent $0.50 on a

.45 ACP hollow point cartridge. Buzzards eat dead coyote.

[mohawktipi]

Re: California and Arizona (joke)

It was Governor Rick Perry of the great state of Texas that shot a coyote while jogging with his dog. He used a 9mm semi automatic handgun equiped with laser sight. A special version of that handgun is being sold here in Texas with or without the laser sight.

[Ron Coleman]

Re: California and Arizona (joke)

All kidding aside, my vision of political heroics is Carter (Commander in Chief) , single handed except for his body guards, fighting off the onslaught of a raging, roaring, gnashing, flesh ripping blood drooling attack rabbit.


RonC