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Frozen crabs and the Blond Stewardess
Frozen Crabs and the Blonde Stewardess A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen
crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for
them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he
was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would
happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before
landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire
cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans
please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.
Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't nearly as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't nearly as dumb as most folks think
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