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Are you a Democrat, Republican, or a Southerner
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children.
Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the
corner,
locks
eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,
and
charges at you...
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You
have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:
Democrat's Answer :
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him
that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife
think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his
hand?
What does the law say about this situation? Does the pistol have
appropriate
safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what
kind
of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible
he'd
be
happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
wound
me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while
he
was
stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so
confusing!
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come
to a
consensus.
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.....
.
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
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.
Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG !
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
or
Hollow Points?! '
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the taxidermist!
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children.
Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the
corner,
locks
eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,
and
charges at you...
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You
have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
.................................................. ..................
THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:
Democrat's Answer :
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him
that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife
think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his
hand?
What does the law say about this situation? Does the pistol have
appropriate
safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what
kind
of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible
he'd
be
happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
wound
me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while
he
was
stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so
confusing!
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come
to a
consensus.
.................................................. ......................
.....
.
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
.................................................. ......................
.
Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG !
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
or
Hollow Points?! '
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the taxidermist!