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  • I can't do anything right.

    A short guy is sitting at a bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say, 'What'cha gonna do about it?"

    The poor little guy starts crying.

    "Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," the biker says.

    "I didn't think you'd CRY.
    I can't stand to see a man crying."

    "This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs.

    I can't do anything right.

    I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me.

    When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen, and I don't have any insurance.

    I left my wallet in the cab I took home.

    He continues, crying even harder.

    Then I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me.

    So, I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison. ops:
    Taylorcraft Foundation Forum Administrator (Bob Ollerton)
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