Old Pilot

[Larry Lyons]

An old Pilot sat down in a Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sipped his coffee, a beautiful young blonde sat down next to him.

She turned to him and asked, "Are you a real pilot??"

He replied, "Well, I spent my entire adult life flying airplanes;

Piper Cubs, Aeronca's; flew Corsairs in WWII and later in the

Korean conflict; taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds;

flew many airliners, and retired as a Boeing 747 Captain ... so,

I reckon, I am a pilot."



She said, "Wow!! I'm impressed!! Well, I'm a lesbian!

I spend all my time thinking about beautiful naked women.

As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women.

When I shower, I think about naked women.

When I watch TV, I think about naked women.

Seems like just about everything makes me think of naked women.

So, that's why I'm a lesbian."



The two sat sipping their coffee in silence.



Later, a young man sat down on the other side of the pilot and asked,

"Are you a real pilot?"



He replied, "Well, I had always thought I was,

but I just learned ... that I'm a lesbian."