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Harley Biker Story
Sent to me by a Harley lover and the funniest story in a long time.
HARLEY BIKER
A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington DC when
he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and
tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of
her screaming parents.
The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits
the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of
the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents,
who thank him endlessly.
A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter
addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the
most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my
whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was
nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this
little kid in danger and acted as I felt right..'
The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this
won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist you know, and
tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front
page... So, what do you do for a living and what political
affiliation do you have?'
The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a
Republican.' The journalist leaves. The following
morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings
news of his actions and reads, on the front page.
U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND
STEALS HIS LUNCH
That pretty much sums up the media's approach to the
news these days!!!!!!!!!
Sent to me by a Harley lover and the funniest story in a long time.
HARLEY BIKER
A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington DC when
he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and
tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of
her screaming parents.
The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits
the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of
the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents,
who thank him endlessly.
A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter
addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the
most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my
whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was
nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this
little kid in danger and acted as I felt right..'
The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this
won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist you know, and
tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front
page... So, what do you do for a living and what political
affiliation do you have?'
The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a
Republican.' The journalist leaves. The following
morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings
news of his actions and reads, on the front page.
U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND
STEALS HIS LUNCH
That pretty much sums up the media's approach to the
news these days!!!!!!!!!