The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after. He rode motorcycles, went fishing, flying, hunting, played golf a lot, drank beer and scotch, left the toilet seat up, and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after. He rode motorcycles, went fishing, flying, hunting, played golf a lot, drank beer and scotch, left the toilet seat up, and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END