A Pirate Story

[tuckerhound]

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, 'Hey, I
haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.'

'What do you mean?' said the pirate. 'I feel fine.'

Bartender: 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'
Pirate: 'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but
I'm fine now.'

Bartender: 'Well, okay, but what about that hook? What happened to your
hand?'

Pirate: 'We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a
sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine,
really.'

Bartender: 'What about that eye patch?'

Pirate: 'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I
looked up and one of them shit in my eye.'

'You're kidding,' said the bartender. 'You lost an eye just from
birdshit:'

Pirate: 'It was my first day with the hook.'

[Forrest Barber]

Re: A Pirate Story

Oh Tucker THAT is old!! I hope you are feeling okay, Kelli is a bit listless maybe she knows about your condition