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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came
Upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he walked in, sat down
And looked over the menu...
Raw Tourist: $5.00
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The guy called his Friend over and asked,
"Why such A huge price difference for the politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."
Upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he walked in, sat down
And looked over the menu...
Raw Tourist: $5.00
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The guy called his Friend over and asked,
"Why such A huge price difference for the politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."
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