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Dallas flight 111 was coming in for a landing
when a combination of mechanical errors and
unstable weather caused the plane to start
plummeting to the ground! The pilot feverishly
worked his controls, and finally the engines
roared back to life in time to prevent the plane
from going splat on the ground!
As the plane landed, airport officials
rushed to the disembarking gate and were stunned
to see 200 midgets shakily get off the plane.
Finally the crew got off the plane and the local
manager of the airline came up to congratulate
the captain on his perseverance under extreme
odds. As the official and the pilot were
talking, the official commented how unusual it
was that there were so many midgets on the
flight.
"Those aren't midgets," the pilot replied.
"Those are Texans with all the "stuff" scared out of them!"
when a combination of mechanical errors and
unstable weather caused the plane to start
plummeting to the ground! The pilot feverishly
worked his controls, and finally the engines
roared back to life in time to prevent the plane
from going splat on the ground!
As the plane landed, airport officials
rushed to the disembarking gate and were stunned
to see 200 midgets shakily get off the plane.
Finally the crew got off the plane and the local
manager of the airline came up to congratulate
the captain on his perseverance under extreme
odds. As the official and the pilot were
talking, the official commented how unusual it
was that there were so many midgets on the
flight.
"Those aren't midgets," the pilot replied.
"Those are Texans with all the "stuff" scared out of them!"