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Bubba's pregnant sister from Van Horn, TX was in a terrible car accident.
She falls into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she wakens and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins - a boy and a girl.
Amazed, she replies “Twins! Wow! How are they doctor?"
"The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh, Lord, no! Not Bubba; he's a certifiable Redneck idiot!"
Expecting the worst, she cringes and asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
" Denise, " the doctor answers.
The new mother says, "Wow! That's a beautiful name! I guess I was wrong about my brother. I really like the name Denise."
Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"
The doctor replies, " Denephew. "
She falls into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she wakens and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins - a boy and a girl.
Amazed, she replies “Twins! Wow! How are they doctor?"
"The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh, Lord, no! Not Bubba; he's a certifiable Redneck idiot!"
Expecting the worst, she cringes and asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
" Denise, " the doctor answers.
The new mother says, "Wow! That's a beautiful name! I guess I was wrong about my brother. I really like the name Denise."
Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"
The doctor replies, " Denephew. "