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Duck Hunter
A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he
decided to take a leak....
He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of
wind blew, the gun fell over, and discharged... shooting him in the genitals.
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everal hours later, lying in a hospital bed he was approached by his doctor.
"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is
that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin,
there was very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all
of the shot."
"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.
"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive birdshot
(3-1/2" T shot) damage done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer
you to my brother."
"Oh, well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your
brother a plastic surgeon?"
"Not exactly." answered the doctor. "He's a flute player in the local
symphony and he's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you
don't piss in your eye."
A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he
decided to take a leak....
He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of
wind blew, the gun fell over, and discharged... shooting him in the genitals.
>
everal hours later, lying in a hospital bed he was approached by his doctor.
"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is
that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin,
there was very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all
of the shot."
"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.
"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive birdshot
(3-1/2" T shot) damage done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer
you to my brother."
"Oh, well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your
brother a plastic surgeon?"
"Not exactly." answered the doctor. "He's a flute player in the local
symphony and he's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you
don't piss in your eye."