senior getting married

[Karl Rigdon]

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
'So I hear you're getting married?' 'Yep!'
'Do I know her?' 'Nope!' 'This woman, is she good looking?'
'Not really.' 'Is sh e a good cook?' 'Naw, she can't cook too well.'
'Does she have lots of money?' 'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'
'Well, then, is she good in bed?' 'I don't know.'
'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?'
'Because she can still drive!'

[Forrest Barber]

Re: senior getting married

I have never done this joke thing ;; BUT had to share this one!
Reminds me of my last years on the Police Deptarment as Captain Barber:

Late Walmart Greeter

Charley, a new retiree greeter at Walmart, just couldn't
seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10,
sometimes 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker,
really tidy, clean shaven, sharp minded and a real credit
to the company and obviously demonstrating their
"Older-Person-Friendly" policies.

One day the boss was in a real quandary about how to deal
with it. Finally, he called him into the office for a talk.
"Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do
a bang on job, but your being late so often is quite
bothersome."

"Yes, I know, boss, and I am working on it."

"Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to
hear. It's odd though, your coming in late. I know you're
retired from the Armed Forces. What did they say if you came
in late there?"

"They usually said, 'Good morning, General. Tea or coffee
this morning, sir?'"