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The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the
> first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went
> behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back
fence
> and I made love to you.'
>
> 'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.'
>
> 'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again
> and we can do it for old time's sake?'
>
> 'Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good
> idea!'
>
> A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their
> conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to
> himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex
> against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no
> trouble. So he follows them.
>
> The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each
other
> for support aided by walking sticks.
> Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way
> to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man
> drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old
man
> moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex
> that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten
> minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and
> screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
>
> The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something
> about life and old age that he didn't know.
>
> After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering,
the
> old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back
> on.
>
> The policeman is still watching and thinks to himself, this is
> truly amazing. I've got to ask them what their secret is.
>
> So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but
that
> was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life
> together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'
>
> Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago
> that wasn't an electric fence.'
Ronc
> first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went
> behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back
fence
> and I made love to you.'
>
> 'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.'
>
> 'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again
> and we can do it for old time's sake?'
>
> 'Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good
> idea!'
>
> A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their
> conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to
> himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex
> against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no
> trouble. So he follows them.
>
> The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each
other
> for support aided by walking sticks.
> Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way
> to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man
> drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old
man
> moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex
> that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten
> minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and
> screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
>
> The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something
> about life and old age that he didn't know.
>
> After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering,
the
> old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back
> on.
>
> The policeman is still watching and thinks to himself, this is
> truly amazing. I've got to ask them what their secret is.
>
> So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but
that
> was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life
> together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'
>
> Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago
> that wasn't an electric fence.'
Ronc