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THE CHICKEN BUSINESS
John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several
hundred
young layers (hens), called "pullets", and ten roosters, whose job it
was
to fertilize the eggs.
The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into
the
soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so he
bought
a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had
a
different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was
performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency
report
simply by listening to the bells.
The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine specimen he
was,
too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell
hadn't
rung at all! John went to investigate.
The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets,
hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
But to Farmer John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so
it
couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the
next one. John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew
County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result...The judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece
Prize
but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.
Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making: who else but a
politician
could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on
our
planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing
them
when they weren't paying attention.
John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several
hundred
young layers (hens), called "pullets", and ten roosters, whose job it
was
to fertilize the eggs.
The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into
the
soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so he
bought
a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had
a
different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was
performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency
report
simply by listening to the bells.
The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine specimen he
was,
too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell
hadn't
rung at all! John went to investigate.
The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets,
hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
But to Farmer John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so
it
couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the
next one. John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew
County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result...The judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece
Prize
but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.
Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making: who else but a
politician
could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on
our
planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing
them
when they weren't paying attention.
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