How to end a marriage, Austrialian style.

[ROllerton]

How to end a marriage..........




An Australian walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His wife is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

[Forrest Barber]

Re: How to end a marriage, Austrialian style.

Kind of a flip flop on an old one about the duck and the pig ' oh well I intend to tell it at Cornie's tonight.......