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  • Southern Bizness

    Two businessmen from NY are sitting down for a break
    in their soon-to-be new store down South ...as yet, the store
    isn't ready...only a few shelves are set up.

    One says to the other, "I bet any minute now some good
    'ol boy is going to walk by, put his face to the
    window and ask whacha y'all selling?"

    No sooner are the words out of his mouth when, sure
    enough, a curious fellow walks to the window, has a
    peek, and in a slow Southern drawl asks, "Whatcha
    y'all sellin' here?"

    One of the men replies, "Oh! We're selling assholes
    here."

    Without skipping a beat, the rebel says, "Well, I see
    y'all are doing really good, you only got two left!"
    Bob Ollerton

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    Southern Bizness

    Two businessmen from NY are sitting down for a break
    in their soon-to-be new store down South ...as yet, the store
    isn't ready...only a few shelves are set up.

    One says to the other, "I bet any minute now some good
    'ol boy is going to walk by, put his face to the
    window and ask whacha y'all selling?"

    No sooner are the words out of his mouth when, sure
    enough, a curious fellow walks to the window, has a
    peek, and in a slow Southern drawl asks, "Whatcha
    y'all sellin' here?"

    One of the men replies, "Oh! We're selling assholes
    here."

    Without skipping a beat, the rebel says, "Well, I see
    y'all are doing really good, you only got two left!"
    Last edited by Forrest Barber; 08-15-2007, 10:31. Reason: duplicate
    Bob Ollerton

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