Two businessmen from NY are sitting down for a break
in their soon-to-be new store down South ...as yet, the store
isn't ready...only a few shelves are set up.
One says to the other, "I bet any minute now some good
'ol boy is going to walk by, put his face to the
window and ask whacha y'all selling?"
No sooner are the words out of his mouth when, sure
enough, a curious fellow walks to the window, has a
peek, and in a slow Southern drawl asks, "Whatcha
y'all sellin' here?"
One of the men replies, "Oh! We're selling assholes
here."
Without skipping a beat, the rebel says, "Well, I see
y'all are doing really good, you only got two left!"
in their soon-to-be new store down South ...as yet, the store
isn't ready...only a few shelves are set up.
One says to the other, "I bet any minute now some good
'ol boy is going to walk by, put his face to the
window and ask whacha y'all selling?"
No sooner are the words out of his mouth when, sure
enough, a curious fellow walks to the window, has a
peek, and in a slow Southern drawl asks, "Whatcha
y'all sellin' here?"
One of the men replies, "Oh! We're selling assholes
here."
Without skipping a beat, the rebel says, "Well, I see
y'all are doing really good, you only got two left!"
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