Gwapes

[ROllerton]

there was a convenient store that a man owned and buisness was never what you call zooming and then one day a duck walked in and said, " got any gwapes(grapes) and the man said no, the next day the duck walked in again and said, "got any gwapes(grapes) and the man said no, the duck did this again the next day but the man said NO AND IF YOU COME BACK IN AGAIN I WILL STAPLE YOUR FEET TO THE GROUND! the next day the duck walked in again and the man couldn't believe it's nerve and the duck said, "got any staples?" and the man so "no?" and the duck said, "ok then, got any gwapes"!

[Howard Wilson]

OK, you asked for it!

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on him?



Nothing;.............. He just let out a little w_ine.