Lawyers

[Karl Rigdon]

Stranded Lawyers"

Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island
for several months. The only other thing on the island
was the tall coconut tree, which provided them their food.
Each day, one of the lawyers climbed to the top of the
tree, to see if he could see a rescue boat coming.

One day, the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "Wow!
I can't believe my eyes! I don't believe this is true!"

The lawyer on the ground was skeptical and said, "I
think you're hallucinating and you should come down
right now."

So, the lawyer reluctantly climbed down the tree and
told his friend that he had just seen a naked blonde
woman floating face up headed toward their island.
The other lawyer started to laugh, thinking his friend
had surely lost his mind. But, within a few minutes
up to the beach floated a naked blonde woman,
face up, totally unconscious.

The two lawyers went over to her and one said to the
other, "You know, we've been on this island for months
now without a woman. It's been a long time...do you
think we should, you know, screw her?"

The other lawyer glanced down at the totally naked
woman and asked, "Out of what?"

[flyguy]

Re: Lawyers

Here in the Golden State we have 1 lawyer for every 30 persons. We only have one doctor per 800 population. I'm sure that there are several messages on our culture in those facts.
DC

[flyguy]

Re: Lawyers

Probably someone out there hasn't heard this one:

Two lawyers, together best buddies since grade school. Went through law school together. In business together. Drink together. One married the other's sister.
Out hiking. Monstrous mountain lion standing in the trail in front of them. Lawyer in back starts taking off his back pack. The one nearer the mountain lion says "What are you doing?"
"I'm gonna run." says the other.
"Don't be stupid, you can't outrun a mountain lion." says the one in front.
"I don't have too, I just have to outrun you."
Darryl