F-4 vs; B-52

[Larry Lyons]

An F-4 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. The message for the B-52 crew was, "Anything you can do, I can do better."

Not to be outdone, the bomber pilot announced that he would rise to the challenge. The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level, however. Perplexed, the fighter pilot asked, "So? What did you do?"

"We just shut down two engines."

[crispy critter]

Re: F-4 vs; B-52

I've heard that before but the punch line was this...."So what did you do?"

"I got up,stretched my legs,poured a cup of coffee,then went to pee,had a sandwich,then set back down."