Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest wimp.
The first one says," My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he crawls underneath the bed."
The second kid goes," That's nothing. My dad is so scared that when my mother works nightshift, he sleeps with the woman next door."
The first one says," My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he crawls underneath the bed."
The second kid goes," That's nothing. My dad is so scared that when my mother works nightshift, he sleeps with the woman next door."