Aircraft Mechanic's

[stormman]

From: Subject: Need a little humor?
>Date: Thu, 26 Feb 2004 08:13:30 -0800
>
>Happy Hour"
>
>Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as
>airplane mechanics in Atlanta.
>
>One day the airport was fogged in and they had nothing to do.
>Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"
>
>Jim says, "Me too. I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz.
>You wanna try it?"
>
>So they poured themselves a couple of glasses of high-octane hooch
>and got completely smashed.
>
>The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he
>feels. In fact he feels great, no hangover, no bad side effects.
>Nothing at all.
>
>Then the phone rings...its Jim.
>
>Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
>
> Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?"
>
>Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
>
>Bud says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover, nothing.
>We ought to do this more often."
>
>"Yeah, well the! re's just one thing..."
>
>"What's that?"
>
>"Have you farted yet?"
>
> "No......."
>
>"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in PHOENIX"
>
>

[David Price]

Thanks, for another good laugh!