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A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an
hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink
and gulps it down in one swig.
The poor little guy starts crying.
"Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time," the biker says. I can't
stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. " I
can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting,
so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was
stolen and I don't have any insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the
cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home I found my
wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me. So I came to this bar
trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up
and drink the damn poison"
hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink
and gulps it down in one swig.
The poor little guy starts crying.
"Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time," the biker says. I can't
stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. " I
can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting,
so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was
stolen and I don't have any insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the
cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home I found my
wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me. So I came to this bar
trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up
and drink the damn poison"