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Gunslinger & the Old Prospector:
An old prospector walks his tired old mule into a western
town one day. He'd been out in the desert for about six
months without a drop of whiskey. He walked up to the first
saloon he came to and tied his old mule to the hitch rail.
As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and
clothes, a gunslinger walked out of the saloon with a gun in
one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. The gunslinger
looked at the old man and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have
you ever danced?"
The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No, I
never did dance. I just never wanted to."
A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said, "Well you
old fool, you're gonna dance now" and started shooting at the old
man's feet.
The old prospector was hopping around and everybody was
laughing.
When the gunslinger fired his last bullet he holstered his
gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.
The old man reached up on the mule, drew his shotgun, and
pulled both hammers back making a double clicking sound. The
gunslinger heard the sound and everything got quiet..
The crowd watched as the gunslinger slowly turned around
looking down both barrels of the shotgun.
The old man asked, "Did you ever kiss a mule square on the
center of his ass?"
The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No. But I've always
wanted to."
town one day. He'd been out in the desert for about six
months without a drop of whiskey. He walked up to the first
saloon he came to and tied his old mule to the hitch rail.
As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and
clothes, a gunslinger walked out of the saloon with a gun in
one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. The gunslinger
looked at the old man and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have
you ever danced?"
The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No, I
never did dance. I just never wanted to."
A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said, "Well you
old fool, you're gonna dance now" and started shooting at the old
man's feet.
The old prospector was hopping around and everybody was
laughing.
When the gunslinger fired his last bullet he holstered his
gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.
The old man reached up on the mule, drew his shotgun, and
pulled both hammers back making a double clicking sound. The
gunslinger heard the sound and everything got quiet..
The crowd watched as the gunslinger slowly turned around
looking down both barrels of the shotgun.
The old man asked, "Did you ever kiss a mule square on the
center of his ass?"
The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No. But I've always
wanted to."
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